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BEER AND BACON
Chuck Hawthorne / Monte Warden

Is it the lack of beer and bacon
That makes ‘em come unglued
No other logical explanation
For all the crazy shit they do
It’s like the 7th century except with RPGs
You know the whole damn place is screwed
But when I can’t have beer or bacon
Hell, I get pissed off too

I have tried to understand their culture
I was told that we must empathize
But when I ran out of beer last Sunday
That’s when it hit me right between the eyes

Is it the lack of beer and bacon
That makes ‘em come unglued
No other logical explanation
For all the crazy shit they do
It’s like the 7th century except with RPGs
You know the whole damn place is screwed
But when I can’t have beer or bacon
Hell, I get pissed off too

When they start in rantin’ and a ravin’
I wonder what could make ‘em feel so bad
I’ve never seen an anger that’s this brazen
Or a million screamin’ people quite so mad

Is it the lack of beer and bacon
That makes ‘em come unglued
No other logical explanation
For all the crazy shit they do
It’s like the 7th century except with RPGs
You know the whole damn place is screwed
But when I can’t have beer or bacon
Hell, I get pissed off too

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from SW​:​S Retreat - February 2015, released May 9, 2015

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